Okay, I’ve been almost completely staying away from the Michael Jackson case, because I almost completely don’t care. But just to let you know …

This is a mom that testified that she is absolutely fine with having her kids sleep in Michael Jackson’s bed. I’m sorry. I’m really not trying to be tacky, but I’m thinking if you’re a lawyer who is depending on a character witness to portray exemplary motherhood, you want to make sure she doesn’t look like she lives in a van down by the river. Of course, her son Wade — who proudly testified to a gasping court earlier this week that he wasn’t molested by Michael Jackson (yay! Let’s have t-shirts made!) — is 22 now, so she might start to think he’s the weirdo. And Michael … well, the other quick reminder:
This is the guy she trusts.